Reference · maintained since May 2026 · updated 14 Aug 2026
The greenwash glossary
Twenty-six terms we read in client briefs, on competitor landing pages, and occasionally in draft ad copy we then decline to ship. Each gets a blunt definition and the question that separates the claim from the wish. Written by Callum Hodge, who has to police this language in ad accounts for a living; the regulatory references are the UK CMA's Green Claims Code and the EU's 2024 consumer-empowerment rules that start biting in September 2026.

- Biodegradable(adj.)
- Breaks down eventually, under conditions the label rarely names. A crisp packet in a landfill and a leaf in a forest are both technically on a journey.
- Ask instead: Under what conditions, and in how long?
- Carbon intensity(n.)
- Emissions per unit: per order, per pound of revenue, per thousand impressions. The honest sibling of the absolute number, and the one that survives business growth.
- Ask instead: Intensity of what, per what, measured by whom?
- Carbon neutral(adj.)
- Historically, a claim purchased rather than earned: emissions unchanged, certificates acquired. The EU's 2024 consumer-empowerment rules ban generic neutrality claims built on offsetting from September 2026.
- Ask instead: Neutral by reduction, or neutral by receipt?
- Carbon negative / climate positive(adj.)
- Carbon neutral with ambition. The same offset arithmetic, extended past zero, usually without the supply-chain data that would make the first claim credible.
- Ask instead: Show the gross number before the subtraction.
- Circular(adj.)
- Designed to come back: resale, refill, repair, remanufacture. Real circularity has a return rate someone can print. Decorative circularity has an arrow logo.
- Ask instead: What percentage actually comes back?
- Compostable(adj.)
- Usually means industrially compostable at 58°C in a facility your council may not run. In a home compost bin, many such items simply become litter with a certificate.
- Ask instead: Home compostable or industrial only?
- Conscious collection(n.)
- A capsule line whose virtue is meant to reflect on the other 97% of the catalogue. The collection is usually fine. The halo is the product.
- Ask instead: What share of total units does it represent?
- Cradle-to-cradle(adj.)
- A genuine design standard with certification tiers, and a phrase borrowed freely by brands that stopped at the alliteration.
- Ask instead: Certified at which level, for which products?
- Eco-friendly(adj.)
- Friendly is not a unit. The UK CMA's Green Claims Code has warned against exactly this vagueness since 2021; the phrase persists because it converts.
- Ask instead: Friendly compared to what, measured how?
- Greenhushing(n.)
- Doing the work and hiding it, usually out of legal caution. The quiet inverse of greenwash, and increasingly common as claim regulation tightens.
- Ask instead: Nothing. Ask their competitors why they're louder.
- Greenwishing(n.)
- Sincere targets, no plan. Distinguished from greenwash by intent and from progress by everything else.
- Ask instead: What was delivered against last year's target?
- GMSF(n.)
- The Global Media Sustainability Framework: the ad industry's shared method for estimating media emissions. Imperfect, versioned, and vastly better than adjectives. It's what our carbon column uses.
- Ask instead: Which version, and which channels are covered?
- Insetting(n.)
- Emission reductions inside your own supply chain instead of certificates from outside it. Harder, slower, and the only version of 'compensation' that changes the product.
- Ask instead: Inside whose supply chain, verified by whom?
- Natural(adj.)
- Crude oil is natural. The word carries no environmental information whatsoever and appears on packaging precisely because regulators struggle to falsify it.
- Ask instead: Natural is not a claim. What's the claim?
- Net zero(n.)
- A destination named far more often than mapped. Credible versions have near-term interim targets and a published reduction pathway; the rest have a year ending in zero.
- Ask instead: What's the 2030 interim number?
- Offset(n.)
- A certificate that emissions happened somewhere else, or didn't, or won't, depending on project quality nobody agrees on. A receipt, not a reduction; see declaration 03.
- Ask instead: Would the claim survive with the offsets removed?
- Plastic-free(adj.)
- Frequently true of the product and false of its shipping journey. The claim has a habit of stopping at the warehouse door.
- Ask instead: Including the mailer, the tape, and the fill?
- Recyclable(adj.)
- Capable of being recycled in principle. Whether your area's facility actually does, and whether anyone buys the output, is where the sentence usually ends early.
- Ask instead: Recycled where, at what real-world rate?
- Recycled content(n.)
- A real, checkable number, which is why greenwash prefers 'made with recycled materials', a phrase satisfied by one bottle per batch.
- Ask instead: What percentage, of which component?
- Regenerative(adj.)
- Agriculture's most promising word and marketing's newest acquisition. Genuine programmes name farms, acreage, and practices; the borrowed version names vibes.
- Ask instead: Which farms, what practices, since when?
- Science-based targets(n.)
- Reduction targets validated against a warming pathway by the SBTi. One of the few phrases on this page that arrives with external homework attached.
- Ask instead: Validated, or 'committed'? The SBTi lists both.
- Scope 1, 2, 3(n.)
- Your own combustion, your purchased energy, and everything else. For a DTC brand, scope 3 is usually the overwhelming majority, which is why impressive claims often quietly exclude it.
- Ask instead: Does the headline number include scope 3?
- Sustainable(adj.)
- The hardest-working unfalsifiable word in commerce. We use it ourselves in the phrase 'brands that sell sustainability', and even there it needs the evidence pages behind it.
- Ask instead: Sustained at what level, verified by what?
- Tree planted per order(n.)
- Sometimes a funded forestry programme; sometimes a fraction of a cent routed through an API. Survival rates, land rights, and species are where the versions diverge.
- Ask instead: Planted where, surviving at what rate, audited by whom?
- Vegan leather(n.)
- Often polyurethane, a plastic. The animal-welfare claim is honest; the implied environmental one depends entirely on the material and rarely says so.
- Ask instead: Vegan is answered. What's the material?
- Zero waste(adj.)
- Usually 'zero waste to landfill', which permits incineration, and usually scoped to one facility. The words do more work than the boundary.
- Ask instead: Zero measured at which boundary, permitting what?
Our own numbers, since we ask for yours
| Quarter | Estimate | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Q1 2026 | 2.3t CO2e | Includes one client flight we shouldn't have taken; noted, not offset |
| Q2 2026 | 1.9t CO2e | Rail-first quarter, renewable-tariff electricity, no flights |
Managed-media delivery plus studio operations, computed per the carbon method, updated quarterly. No offsets purchased, so nothing here is neutral; it's just counted.
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